Collection: Light, Swear, Repeat!
Light, Swear, Repeat!"
At Simply Sagely, we’re not here to sugarcoat life—our hand-poured coconut soy candles say what you’re really thinking. With labels that drop more F-bombs than you do, these candles are made to burn slow, while your stress burns fast. Perfect for when you need a break from all the bullsh*t. Light one up, laugh it off, and enjoy the seriously soothing scents—because you deserve to relax like a badass!
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"And Off You F*ck" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"B*tch, You Got This!" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"B*tches Love Ghosts" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Bad B*tch O'Clock" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Because, F*ck You" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Bullsh*t Repellent" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Burn B*tch Burn" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Calm Down Tinseltits" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Create Your Own" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Everything Is F*cking Fine" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"F*ck All the Way Off" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"F*ck Anxiety" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"F*ck Around and Find Out" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"F*ck Cancer" (Pink Wick) Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"F*ck F*ck F*ck" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"F*ck It" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"F*ck That Guy" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Get F*cked" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Good Moms Say F*ck" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Happy F*cking Whatever" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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