Collection: Light, Swear, Repeat!
Light, Swear, Repeat!"
At Simply Sagely, we’re not here to sugarcoat life—our hand-poured coconut soy candles say what you’re really thinking. With labels that drop more F-bombs than you do, these candles are made to burn slow, while your stress burns fast. Perfect for when you need a break from all the bullsh*t. Light one up, laugh it off, and enjoy the seriously soothing scents—because you deserve to relax like a badass!
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"What a F*cking Day" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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Regular price $39.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per"What a F*cking Day" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Zero F*cks Given" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
Regular price $39.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per"Zero F*cks Given" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
Regular price $39.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per"Zero F*cks Given" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
Regular price $39.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per