Collection: Light, Swear, Repeat!
Light, Swear, Repeat!"
At Simply Sagely, we’re not here to sugarcoat life—our hand-poured coconut soy candles say what you’re really thinking. With labels that drop more F-bombs than you do, these candles are made to burn slow, while your stress burns fast. Perfect for when you need a break from all the bullsh*t. Light one up, laugh it off, and enjoy the seriously soothing scents—because you deserve to relax like a badass!
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"Hibbidy Hooblah" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Keep F*cking Going" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Keep Spreading the F*ckery" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Let That Sh*t Go" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Make It F*cking Happen" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Make Today Your B*tch" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Manifest That Sh*t" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"My Last F*ck" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Namaste B*tches" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"No F*cks Left" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Peachy F*cking Keen" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Relax, B*tch" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Sage That Sh*t" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Smells Like You're F*cked" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Stay B*tchy" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Straight Outta F*cks" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Tis' the F*cking Season" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Trick or F*cking Treat" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Trust the F*cking Process" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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"Unf*ck Yourself" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)
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