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"Straight Outta F*cks" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)

"Straight Outta F*cks" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)

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Introducing the Simply Sagely "Straight Outta F*cks" candle – perfect for those days when your patience has officially left the building. This candle burns bright, even when you’ve got nothing left to give. Light it up, kick back, and enjoy the sweet relief of not caring. When you're fresh out of f*cks, this candle’s got your vibe covered! (Candles will not be censored upon fulfillment)

Materials and care

Color: Natural Off-White (No Dyes)
Material: Coconut Soy Blended Wax Label: Matte Finish
Lid: Wood
Size: 11 oz. Jar and 9 oz Wax; 2.93" (W or Diameter) x 3.75" (H with
lid), 9.205" (Circumference)
Burn Time: Approx. 50+ Hours Available Fragrances: Balsam + Cedar, Blackberry Vanilla, Bohemian Rose, Cactus Flower & Jade, Fragrance Free - Cotton Wick, Lemon Verbena, Mango Coconut, Oakmoss + Amber, Ocean Breeze, Spiced Oat Milk, Pumpkin Spice*, Woodland Snow*.

**Hand-Poured in the USA

The Coconut Soy wax is clean-burning, biodegradable, and natural. A vegan blend of natural apricot, coconut, soy, and a minuscule amount of highly refined food-grade paraffin wax. The wax is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources. The wood wick is eco-friendly and made from FSC Certified Wood, hand-crafted +, and made in the USA.

*Pumpkin Spice + Woodland Snow are seasonal fragrances that
will be available until February 2025.

**Hand-Poured wax levels may vary in height and color.

Instructions

Before Lighting:

  • Before burning, always trim a cotton wick to 1/4" and 1/8" - 3/16" for a wood wick.
  • Keep the wax pool clear of wick trimmings, matches, and debris at all times.

While Burning:

  • Keep within sight
  • Keep away from flammable objects
  • Keep away from children and pet

Disclaimers

Disclaimer:

  • Every fragrance oil we offer is phthalate-free and made without ingredients found on California’s Proposition 65 list.

Additionally, our fragrances avoid these 5 main hazard groups:

  • Carcinogens: These are materials known or thought to cause cancer.
  • Mutagens: Materials that change the DNA of a cell, harming the cell and causing diseases like cancer.
  • Reproductive toxins: Toxins that adversely affect reproductive organs and increase the risk of birth defects.
  • Organ toxins: These are toxins that can cause adverse effects or disease within specific bodily organs.
  • Acute toxins: Toxins that can cause adverse effects from a single exposure. Generally, this would be accidental exposure, such as spillage or ingestion.
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Fragrance Free - Cotton Wick
Fragrance Free - Cotton Wick
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Cactus Flower & Jade
Cactus Flower & Jade
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Lemon Verbena
Lemon Verbena
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Ocean Breeze
Ocean Breeze
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Spiced Oat Milk
Spiced Oat Milk
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Bohemian Rose
Bohemian Rose
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Mango Coconut
Mango Coconut
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Blackberry Vanilla
Blackberry Vanilla
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Balsam + Cedar
Balsam + Cedar
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Pumpkin Spice
Pumpkin Spice
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Woodland Snow
Woodland Snow
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Oakmoss + Amber
Oakmoss + Amber
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