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"Good Moms Say F*ck" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)

"Good Moms Say F*ck" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)

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Celebrate the real MVPs of motherhood with the Simply Sagely "Good Mom's Say F*ck" candle! This cheeky little gem acknowledges that sometimes parenting means saying “no” to perfection and “yes” to a bit of sass. Light it up to embrace those wonderfully chaotic moments when you just need to let it all out. Because let’s be honest: behind every good mom is a solid stash of “f*cks” that have already been given away! (Candles will not be censored upon fulfillment)

Materials and care

Color: Natural Off-White (No Dyes)
Material: Coconut Soy Blended Wax Label: Matte Finish
Lid: Wood
Size: 11 oz. Jar and 9 oz Wax; 2.93" (W or Diameter) x 3.75" (H with
lid), 9.205" (Circumference)
Burn Time: Approx. 50+ Hours Available Fragrances: Balsam + Cedar, Blackberry Vanilla, Bohemian Rose, Cactus Flower & Jade, Fragrance Free - Cotton Wick, Lemon Verbena, Mango Coconut, Oakmoss + Amber, Ocean Breeze, Spiced Oat Milk, Pumpkin Spice*, Woodland Snow*.

**Hand-Poured in the USA

The Coconut Soy wax is clean-burning, biodegradable, and natural. A vegan blend of natural apricot, coconut, soy, and a minuscule amount of highly refined food-grade paraffin wax. The wax is toxin-free, paraben-free, phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources. The wood wick is eco-friendly and made from FSC Certified Wood, hand-crafted +, and made in the USA.

*Pumpkin Spice + Woodland Snow are seasonal fragrances that
will be available until February 2025.

**Hand-Poured wax levels may vary in height and color.

Instructions

Before Lighting:

  • Before burning, always trim a cotton wick to 1/4" and 1/8" - 3/16" for a wood wick.
  • Keep the wax pool clear of wick trimmings, matches, and debris at all times.

While Burning:

  • Keep within sight
  • Keep away from flammable objects
  • Keep away from children and pet

Disclaimers

Disclaimer:

  • Every fragrance oil we offer is phthalate-free and made without ingredients found on California’s Proposition 65 list.

Additionally, our fragrances avoid these 5 main hazard groups:

  • Carcinogens: These are materials known or thought to cause cancer.
  • Mutagens: Materials that change the DNA of a cell, harming the cell and causing diseases like cancer.
  • Reproductive toxins: Toxins that adversely affect reproductive organs and increase the risk of birth defects.
  • Organ toxins: These are toxins that can cause adverse effects or disease within specific bodily organs.
  • Acute toxins: Toxins that can cause adverse effects from a single exposure. Generally, this would be accidental exposure, such as spillage or ingestion.
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Cactus Flower & Jade
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Lemon Verbena
Lemon Verbena
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Ocean Breeze
Ocean Breeze
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Bohemian Rose
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Mango Coconut
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Blackberry Vanilla
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Pumpkin Spice
Pumpkin Spice
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Woodland Snow
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Oakmoss + Amber
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