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LIGHT, SWEAR, REPEAT!

Light, Swear, Repeat!"
At Simply Sagely, we’re not here to sugarcoat life—our hand-poured coconut soy candles say what you’re really thinking. With labels that drop more F-bombs than you do, these candles are made to burn slow, while your stress burns fast. Perfect for when you need a break from all the bullsh*t. Light one up, laugh it off, and enjoy the seriously soothing scents—because you deserve to relax like a badass!

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What customers are saying

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    The 'F*ck Anxiety' candle should come with a warning: lighting it may cause excessive chill vibes and spontaneous dance parties! I lit it during a meltdown, and now I can’t stop shaking my ass. Highly recommend for instant mood lifts!

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    I bought the 'Namaste B*tches' candle as a joke, but now it's my go-to for relaxation. Who knew finding zen could be so sassy? Light it up, and suddenly all my stress feels like it’s taking a backseat—while I drive like a badass!

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    I lit the 'F*ck All the Way Off' candle during a Zoom meeting, and my boss immediately asked if I was okay. Let’s just say it was a bold choice. 10/10 would recommend for passive-aggressive vibes!

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    The 'Bullsh*t Repellent' candle works wonders! I lit it before my in-laws came over, and suddenly everyone was way more pleasant. Is it the candle or my new attitude? Who cares, it smells divine!

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"F*ck Cancer" (Pink Wick) Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)

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"Create Your Own" Frosted Candle (Hand Poured 11 oz)

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